From The Touchline

Juve salvage draw against BATE

WelshMan — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:56:57 GMT

Juventus came from two goals down to rescue a point against BATE Borisov in Tuesday's Group H clash. Early Sergei Krivets and Igor Stasevich strikes stunned the visitors in their first visit to Belarus, but a Vincenzo Iaquinta first-half brace saw the Italian side claim a point. Juve boss Claudio Ranieri was forced to leave out several of his top stars due to injury and will be relieved to come away with a point after the worst possible start. The Turin outfit were caught cold ...

Why

Quiksilver — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:38:07 GMT

Why are lesbians these days all borderline blokes?

And why have i only ever seen one "fit" bus driver in all my years of public transport usage?

hmmmm

La Liga

WelshMan — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:42:21 GMT

I feel a little sorry for Sporting Gijon is Spain because on the weekend they lost 6-1 to Barcelona and at the moment they are losing 7-1 to Real Madrid lol

Song for 2day (25th Sept)

WelshMan — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 19:28:08 GMT

So can we say...

Just_For_Tonight — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:05:09 GMT

This site is officially dead!

Games are like 2 days late already and I'm sure theres only been about 5/6 of us who have sent in sheets!

I did call it when kez sent me the link to join

Man Law

Mark — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:00:48 GMT

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor. 1A) Have fun but be honorable, respect women, only a real man can achieve this. 2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it�s a 6 day waiting period. 4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a ...

the end of fmfa

saunders — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:10:24 GMT

here it is in convo form - must warn you i say some proper random shit and wish the dan all the best and had to code it cause thought it looked better enjoy! Code:(22:32) ∂αηιєℓ (L) нσℓℓу: right this meeting has been called fo a reason... (22:33) smithy_ntfc4life: ok (22:33) || Shocks || Has: hi (22:33) - <<>>:): ...

Drink

Mark — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:33:08 GMT

Whats your favourite, at the minute I am loving Guiness, gets me wasted on nothing and takes lovely.

Music for 2day

WelshMan — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 23:38:29 GMT

Most wont like it (or understand it )

Lyon

Mark — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:54:11 GMT

Job up for grabs, apply quick, there are only 3 teams left we are not adding a third league.

Athletico Madrid

Mark — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:44:15 GMT

None of the usual shit, just tell us why you want the job.

sheets

saunders — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:09:07 GMT

Im in not state to sim atm but ive only got 4 sheets out of 8. I will be simming tomorrow at about 1pm. So please get the remaining sheets in

Match 1

Mark — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:57:11 GMT

Code: Liverpool_FC - Chelsea_FC Manchester_City - Athletico_Madrid Valencia_FC - AC_Milan Zenit_St_Petersburg - Tottenham_Hotspurs Sheets by Saturday at 1pm, matchs may be up to 24hours later than this time, pm sheets to Kezman.

Match1

Mark — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:58:17 GMT

Code:Manchester_United - Arsenal Real_Madrid - Barcelona Inter_Milan - Juventus Bayern_Munich - Lyon PM teamsheets to Saunder by 1pm Saturday, matchs may be up to 24 hours later than this.

Gerrard

Shocks — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:38:49 GMT

Would offer Deco + Joe Cole for him.

Man City

Mark — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:55:07 GMT

Up for grabs, no league C being added.

Red Heads

Mark — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:37:03 GMT

Is it just me or are they hot?

Music for today - 19th Sept

WelshMan — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:42:15 GMT

Old Song

The Bobby Moore Fund

WelshMan — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:34:21 GMT

League C

Kezman — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:32:27 GMT

Is going to be opening soon. Yes that means there will be 8 new teams. But we are going to need a simmer. I am giving everyone a equal option to apply, but i have to express you MUST know how to use ESMS and be fluent with it (cus we have loads of grumpy bastards on this site ). Please Pm myself with why you think you should get the job, i will then post it in the staff room for disscussion. Only apply if YOU can be ACTIVE and use a ESMS! Thanks Kez

Leaving

Ross — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:46:47 GMT

Sorry for fucking you all about lads but I'm leaving.

No point in me staying anymore, fell out of love with ESMS - blame Dan. Just haven't the passion anymore and I really need to sort my life out a bit. I have most of your msns so dont be afraid to have a chat every now and again.

Fender The Gender Bender is here

Fender The Gender Bender — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:47:31 GMT

This is a story from the good book. I logged into MSN tonight to find a message from my good friend Mark. Anywayz to cut a long story short I clicked now Im here and I want a team. I can Sim, manage, and do cartwheels.

Hook us up with job will ya. And a cone Kez, Mark promised 3 cones for signing up.

Zenet OFT

kev_mfc — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:31:22 GMT

Name : Hatem Ben Arfa
Age : 21
Club : Merseille
Country : France
Position : AM
Other Info : Info

Name : Ricardo
Age : 32
Club : Real Betis
Country : Portugal
Position : GK
Other Info : info

Jack Penate

Just_For_Tonight — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:26:09 GMT

Anybody else here like him! Please don't say I'm the only indie around here! These are probs his best 3 songs! Spit At Stars Have I Been A Fool Second Minute Or Hour

Ever been banned

Mark — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:56:09 GMT

Ever been banned from a message board?

BT

WelshMan — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:47:16 GMT

Ive just had a bill for �150 from BT because they are saying ive downloaded 250gb of stuff in a month, thats bs as it was only 67gb so im in a bad mood lol

Warm-up Cup [Semi Finals]

Kezman — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:25:44 GMT

Match reports to follow.

Favourite boob size

Mark — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:21:36 GMT

So what is it?

Has to be the D, C is ok but anything else is just too big or too small, any bigger than D and they are a funny shape but any smaller than C and there is no shape.

Black Hole

WelshMan — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:07:34 GMT

Physicists ignore black hole theory Leading physicists are set to go ahead with a Big Bang experiment despite warnings it could destroy the universe. Scientists at the European Centre for Nuclear Research (CERN) plan to smash particle beams together at close to the speed of light to create mini-versions of the explosion believed to have triggered the birth of the cosmos. Cosmologists think an explosion of an object the size of a small coin occurred about 13.7 billion years ago ...

Does It Really Surprise You...

Just_For_Tonight — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:34:57 GMT

Quote:Robbie Keane has become the latest Liverpool player to fall victim to burglars, sources said on Tuesday. The Republic of Ireland striker's penthouse apartment was broken into while he was away on international duty for his country's 2-1 win over Georgia on Saturday. The thieves sneaked into the flat he shares with model wife Claudine, 25, and are believed to have stolen an expensive watch and jewellery. Keane, 28, had been using the city centre property in Liverpool while ...

If you could choose

Mark — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:43:33 GMT

How you were to die how would you choose?

Choking on a g-string for me.

Sale

Mark — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:42:38 GMT

I agreed to buy someone on here for 19mil, anyone know who it was?

enquiry

saunders — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:17:45 GMT

Code:P_Viera 32 FRA 2 6 18 3 26 300 300 300 300 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 100 O_Dacourt 33 ITA 2 2 18 4 23 300 300 300 300 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 100 Mancini 28 BRA 2 3 18 ...

Weekend Breakfast

Mark — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:06:38 GMT

Do you have anything special for breakfast at the weekend?

I do in the fact that I have breakfast at the weekend, if I am working on a Saturday it will be scrambbled egg and toast or nothing if I'm not and Sunday will be sausage, bacon or egg with toast or soda.

Who we got then?

Kezman — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:56:34 GMT

Well im Kezman.
Kez is easier.

Im Arsenal manager and League A simmer. Alot of freindly faces - so lets get to know you all!

AC Milan vs Zenit St Petersburg

Callan — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 07:48:24 GMT

At my home ground

Arsenal vs Manchester United

Box Man — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:17:38 GMT

MAN
A

GK E_V_D_Saar
DF N_Vidic
DF G_Neville
DF W_Brown
DF R_Ferdinand
MF O_Hargreaves
MF M_Carrick
MF R_Giggs
AM C_Ronaldo
FW D_Berbatov
FW W_Rooney

GK B_Foster
DF P_Evra
MF L_Diarra
MF Nani
FW C_Tevez

PK: W_Rooney
AGG 10

Going away

kev_mfc — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:17:07 GMT

I am going away in a few weeks from 17th to the 19th of September. I will need someone to do my teamsheets while i am away.

AC looking good for start of comp.

Callan — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:55:09 GMT

Italian powerhouse, AC Milan who are managed by Callan have been playing well in friendlies only losing 1 game so far. Beating teams like Lyon and Manchester United whilst grounding out draws against Arsenal. If these results are anything to show AC Milan are going to get off to a good start and mount a good title challenge. They have named an unchanged team for most of the friendlies looking to try out different tactics with different formations. Players like Kaka, Ronaldinho, Pato and Pirlo ...

AC Milan >>>>><<<<<< Juve

Just_For_Tonight — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:23:59 GMT

Milan
- D_Bonera
+ �10m

Juve
+ D_Bonera
- �10m

Agreed

For sale players.

Callan — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:29:45 GMT

Code:P_Senderos 23 SWI 2 17 2 2 25 300 300 300 300 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 100 D_Bonera 27 ITA 2 17 2 3 20 300 300 300 300 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 100 M_Flamini 24 FRA 2 4 18 2 ...

Cyprus vs. Italy

Just_For_Tonight — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:56:58 GMT

Quote:Reserve goalkeeper Marco Amelia left Italy's training camp Wednesday with a protruding disc in his back and will miss World Cup qualifiers against Cyprus and Georgia. Starting goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon and third-choice Morgan De Sanctis of Galatasaray remained, although coach Marcello Lippi was considering calling up a replacement. The World Cup champions visit Cyprus on Saturday and host Georgia in Udine four days later. Italy coach Marcello Lippi chose the squad for his ...

Murray V Nadal

Mark — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:14:59 GMT

Murray is 2 sets to love up, he has a real chance of beating Nadal which gives him his best chance at a grand slam, although Fed will have a point to prove in the final.

Warm-up Cup [Quater Finals]

Kezman — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 19:45:19 GMT

Reports

Soccer Aid?

Kezman — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:54:29 GMT

Anyone following this?

Di Canio is in it

Transfer List

Sabotage — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:21:39 GMT

Not much atm, but these guys are available. Code:J_Sosa 23 ARG 2 3 17 6 24 300 300 300 300 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 100 C_Lell 24 GER 2 16 3 2 26 300 300 300 300 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ...

erm

Rosicky10 — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 08:51:54 GMT

well i come heere everyday now, ut im bored, theres nothing i can do, not much posting happening an not much activity...

rather bored already.

Kahn 1st round KO

Mark — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:34:01 GMT

Absolutely smashed, it looked like me fighting Ali in his prime for fuck sake.

Inter Milan >>> LIverpool

Mark — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:09:02 GMT

Inter
- Viera
+19mil

Liverpool
+Viera
-19mil

Agreed

Baseball tops

Mark — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:04:24 GMT

Any of you wear them?

I am considering buying one, they look cool.